Every day, I get a Dick Bouquet
Each guy was flaunting unasked-for pics — different shapes, sizes, lengths, colors, and hairiness.
Ashley Madison, aka AM, was filled with these uncalled-for shots. At that time last year, early 2023, that was what it was like. Since then, things have changed, but that was what we saw — H and I. H was siphoning those pics out for me, sparing me the scene. A flood of appendages I called my dick bouquet.
My first dating app and observation of a herald of horny guys was white culture. I’m not gonna splice this nicely or be politically correct. White men loved to show their dicks. And white men also loved Asian women, and with the combo of Asian woman, milf, big boobs and ass, and cougar, I was massive lint.
Each guy was a rocket ready to launch. Those messages, despite the crazy prices that AM was charging them, dropped like bombs in my account, and H and I were having a field day answering them.
Roasting those chicks never tasted better. We were doing good, giving them a little attention by answering them and not leaving them hanging. At $15 per message with priority, H felt bad for these dudes — the nice, polite ones. Little did they know that H was answering those messages, rejecting them nicely, and leaving the Asian ones to me. Like them, he felt the shittiness of the dating scene.
Online dating — women had the upper hand with their handpick of guys. As said by H, it was fucking unfair that even the average, mediocre woman who wouldn’t get even a second glance on the street, could play princess online. Men were desperate because competition was stiff, and it also didn’t help that the app was filled with bots and scammers.
So, for three months, we answered my fan messages. Roasting some slowly, and others heading straight to the chopping block.
The fun we had — we were out to make me the greatest hits. H took pictures of me in my lingerie. Victoria S was my secret to success.
The crowds went wild whenever we dropped a photograph in my AM profile. I was kicked off the platform four times and banned. I petitioned, looked for loopholes, got back in, and was kicked out again. Some loser probably complained that I wasn’t giving him his money's worth of messages.
AM was pimping the women users out. Some cheapskates thought us —women on AM were horny whores, and thought his $15 for his message granted free boobies and pussy pics access and more.
It wasn’t my first time seeing stranger dicks. My first foray was the online vid chats on Ometv. I’d already seen my share of Korean dicks and played with many online. But, there was a difference in guys in Ometv v.s AM.
The Korean guys asked women before showing. The white guys were the first to drop dicks and expected to be served. What about the Asian Americans? Only the best roasts.
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Name: Heavyasseater
Age: 26
My message to him:
At first, I read it as HeavyAsset, which is okay, I guess, for an ID, till those crossed eyes righted themselves, and bam! U like to eat asses!
Interesting. Different from the average Joe. So what kind of ass do u like to eat? Bigger the better, or tight little puckers, so I’d be kissing those red lips down below? Haha. I’m caught, but I’m serious. I’m assuming that’s ur kink because it isn’t every day that u meet an ass-eater. And when did u learn u have this fetish? I’m not judging. Just curious. My fetish is a little out there too maybe not as urs, but still in the wildness looking for a home. Sounds to me like we could be pals. XD
Message 2:
I know I should wait, but the questions keep coming. Is that public pic real? This site is flooded with bots. I can’t even be sure this profile is urs. Maybe some user retention person is pulling ideas out of his/her butt n decided to post this profile to gain more traffic. Okay, those two private pics n that I’d admit proud cock don’t match ur look. Stock pics? Photoshop? What’s going on? Curiosity eats this pussy.
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Name: MDbigD
Age: 34
His profile:
“MD with a big D, hoping not to run into any of my patients here!” Athletic, end, looking for some discreet fun. Good with my hands and know my way around a body, can thank medical training for that
My message to him: I’ve been thinking. This pic has to be a bot. But then, when I read ur profile, it’s too funny not to be real. Yes, hands are great. I love them when they are on me, in me, and knowing where to touch. Don’t want them too close to my heart tho. And I’m talking literally.
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Name: NotYourTypicalGuy
Age: 24
His profile: “Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.”
My message to him: Love it. U know what else will be great on the floor? My knees. :D Or maybe urs? I’m guessing u r real. The last ten msgs I sent to those Asian boys with my sharp wit haven’t responded. It’d be a waste if it were those bots who saw them. :) So, how much of a pervert r u? We should compare fetishes. Seems like that’s a surefire way to get to the point. I’m not into polite words n mushiness. I save that talk for my husband, which btw, I’m a milf or a cougar looking at ur age. And don’t ask me how old I am. I’m sick of lying. :D Anyways, I’m always up for some wild fun n spanking is only the beginning…
Message 2:
Now, having been suspended once by AM for goodness knows what reason, I’m beginning to suspect the sly things they do. Why are you in my sent messages when this is my first sending you a message? Okay, I lied. I sent you one earlier this morning but then flash, I lost my account. I was barred from AM like I’m the dirtiest slut in the world or some hooker when I’m just an ordinary, horny byeontae housewife who is spending her Sundays mass messaging guys on AM. :D Anyways, my new profile is loading and sorry for the long message. I’m trying to save you credits. See? I’m nice. Message me if you want to know more about what we can do together. Sex doesn’t have to be complicated. Just funny and super mind-blowing hot.
And the roasting continued…
